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Serious Question.

slashleen:

Thinking of getting a work Visa to go to Australia for a year. Where should I go? I need some life experience, some new inspiration and sweet sweet sunshine. 

If you’re after sunshine, Brisbane.  A little chilly at the moment, but it mellows out by about september.  Close to beaches, but there’s a bit of work available, and you can fly to pretty much anywhere in the country.  Also, some amazing people around here, would not take you long to meet some great folks.  Night life can be a bit shit though.  Bars and gigs are good, night clubbing is kinda dank.  Though that might just be me, and the fact that I’m approaching 30.

Sydney is ok, but expensive to live, and takes forever to get around.  Melbourne is lovely, but there’s not much of a beach culture.  Happy to give more info if you want it. 

horseecomics: “Bladder” If you think Billy’s bladder has a temper, just wait until you meet his bowels. Gross, you guys.

horseecomics:

“Bladder”

If you think Billy’s bladder has a temper, just wait until you meet his bowels.

Gross, you guys.

  • mum: why are your clothes on the floor?
  • me: a jedi died there

yourstodestroy:

surrealmadrid:

This is a tardigrade, also known as a”water bear” or “moss piglet.” It is probably the coolest fucking microscopic life form that you’ve never heard of. Besides looking like miniature, animatronic gummy bears, tardigrades can live at temperatures close to absolute zero. Before you Google what absolute zero is, it’s -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit (lol no parenthetical Celsius conversion for the rest of the world haha). That’s pretty fucking cold. Anyways, tardigrades are tiny little living things that eat shit inside of mosses and whatnot. They can survive in any environment (including outer space), are able to go without water for up to 10 years, and are like a million bajillion years old (they originated in the Cretaceous period for you kids that understand whatever that means).

it has like.. little friggen hands. 

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